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Ibiza Escape

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 - Britt of Lincoln

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Before our win, we had never really considered visiting Ibiza, as we had expected it would be full of clubbers, and beautiful young people wearing little more than a smile and a tan. And true enough, if you stuck to the main resorts, that’s exactly what it was. But we soon discovered there is another Ibiza that is both unspoilt, quiet and well worth a visit. But to reach the remoter parts of the island, car hire is a must. And, as we had been lucky enough to be provided with a generous spending allowance, that was our first purchase.
 

We were staying at the 4-star Sirenis Club Goleta, situated smack bang on the Island’s best beach: the Platja d’en Bossa. And with such an enviable setting, even the constant free ‘air display’ (we were right under the flight path’ for Ibiza’s main airport) was a source of entertainment - rather than annoying. In fact, had most of the women not been slim, topless and wearing thongs, we would have happily remained there the whole week, and not budged (but hubby lost the coin toss!), as we were adequately provided for with a beauty/health centre, tennis courts, volley ball, poolside drinks and all the other little necessities that make for a good holiday. But both of us (meaning me, of course!) enjoy exploring, and wanted to see more of Ibiza’s bits, other than boobs and bums. So after a (cover your eyes Dee!) huge breakfast, we set off in search of the other Ibiza.
 
Once we got the lay of the land, we found one of the islands most the famous and popular eating places: El Bigote (Spanish for ‘moustache’), a restaurant named after its fisherman/chef owner, who sported a large moustache and cooked his daily catch in front of his hungry customers. The restaurant appeared to be little more than a covered jetty extending into a small cove, which was reached via a long dirt track down a cliffside. Sophisticated it was not, but it simply oozed charm and appeal. There was no telephone, so the only way you could get a reservation was in person, two days in advance. It was full the day we stumbled upon it, so we had to content ourselves with just a photo, and the knowledge that the food was delicious - judging by the full tables of happy diners.

 
But it didn’t take us long before we happened upon another little gem: the café/restaurant Vista Alegre, run by the amiable Walter Matthau look-alike, Tomas. We noticed immediately that Tomas walked in funny, shuffling little steps, and wondered why. It soon became apparent, after sampling his wife’s excellent homemade bean soup!

The restaurant was situated in northeastern Ibiza in the tiny hamlet of Sant Joan De Labritja, which consisted of several banks, a new college and just a handful of houses. The surrounding scenery was stunning and it quickly became our favourite spot for lunch. And it appeared we were not alone. On one visit, we found ourselves sitting next to none other than Mick Jagger’s daughter Jade ( recognised those lips the minute I saw them), along with her famous pals: Kate Moss and Sadie Frost, who were all eating plain old egg and chips, much to our amusement. No doubt glamorous models did not risk their dignity by eating ‘Mrs Matthau’s’ lethal bean soup!
 
Having found our ideal dining place, we set off in search of the best place for some serious sunbathing, and discovered a few of the many little cala’s (bays) which surround Ibiza’s coastline. Many had a bar or restaurant, while others lay well off the beaten track down almost inaccessible dirt roads. Pou des Lleo, was charming. There was rarely more than a dozen or so other people, and a tiny bar provided cool drinks, when necessary. We noticed that a few expensive-looking boats were anchored off shore and assumed the owners were our fellow sunbathers. But no one seemed to mind when we took our place amongst them, and the atmosphere was very relaxed and pleasant (with exception of one very loud - and presumably drunk - German, in the café!
 
Our last day was spent without a car, so we took a trip into Eivissa, the capital of Ibiza, and visited the ancient and interesting old town: Dalt Vila. A visit to this most historic part of the island (a walled city of Phoenician/Roman/Moorish origins) is a must. The multi-layered stone walls and white washed buildings, rose steeply from the centre of Eivissa, rather like the crown of a Mexican sombrero – with the ‘rim’ being made-up the narrow alleys and slums which lay beneath the old town walls. It made a startling contrast against the background marina of pristine yachts on a bright blue horizon.

And would we return? Yes, definitely! We might be more ‘senile dementia’ than Amnesia (the name of the island’s oldest club), and ‘house’ just means somewhere to live, but Ibiza still has much to offer for the more senior visitor!
 

Britt

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